Yea, he was wearing the helmet when Luke burned his body.

I wonder if the movie will include the scene where they recreate Wargames.

Cyclops has always been sort of a whiny and unlikable dick though.

I was hoping that would happen, now that we might be seeing Nathan Fillion as Wonder Man in some form.

And then the Avengers just let him take her off to space with him like it's no big deal. Her run on the Uncanny X-Men following that was good though. Especially when she called the Avengers out for being pieces of shit and unable to recognize that she'd been brainwashed.

Please, only two died anyways. Mon Mothma was always a bit melodramatic.

Luke was just riding Biggs Darklighter's coat tails. Everyone knew it.

Man was just trying to run a moisture farm. He didn't have time for Luke's whiny bullshit about wanting to hang out at Tosche Station.

SNL was better during [Insert Previous Era].

Ahh yes.. The original did provide us with many light-hearted moments, like the scene when Luke found his home burned to the ground and his uncle and aunt's skeletons smoldering in the sand.

Are you wearing my dead wife's maternity clothes?

Only because Stan Goldberg didn't know how to color the Hulk grey.

Which one played the farting boner corpse?

The game they did was pretty good as a third Ghostbusters film.

Forget this. I'm going to make my own Ghostbusters movie with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the Ghostbusters.

I'd take blacks over those filthy, potato-eating Irish. We need to go back to persecuting the micks. Those were good times…

Then how the hell am I supposed to celebrate the day when my uncle shot himself?

We got four cases in at work that I've hidden out back and am in the process of slowly purchasing, because fuck the customer.

Ehh.. Do any holidays serve their real purposes anymore? They're mostly just excuses to take a day off from work and get shit-faced.

It's Always Sunny's high school reunion episode had a similar premise, where Dennis delusionally believed he was the most popular kid in high school, but everyone thought he was just a raging egomaniac.