Nothing.

His feet are obscured, so it's very possible he could be a Liefeld character.

This picture works just as well.

Damn.

Sam Houston was nothing but a jobber. I swear I even saw him lose a match to Barry Horowitz once.

As long as there's a scene of him giving a monologue in front of greenscreened sharks, followed by an explicit sex scene with a whore.

You know who's terrible at spelling bees?

Now's as good a time as any to plug the great Dannis Ree, who did an article on some of Trump's awful choices in food.

I'd really love to see a new Bond film set back in the 60s. With Hiddleston as Bond and Jon Hamm as Felix Leiter. It'll never happen, but it's nice to imagine.

It could also be an elaborate ruse by Charlie Day to win her affections back. We'll know if he shows up dressed as a Texas oilman.

"Bullet" Bob Hayes, former Dallas Cowboy receiver and Olympic gold medalist for sprinting.

Why's poor Forbush Man get left out of these discussions? No respect…

Star Trek wasn't the only franchise that Scott Bakula buried.

What next, Internet? Will you be posting excerpts from some Captain America/Iron Man erotic fan fiction next?

Why can't he be this eager to bring back his greatest character? I'm talking about Willie Mays Hayes of course. "You might run like Hayes, but you hit like shit!"

You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill… on weed?

I was referring to Crash Bandicoot's appearance in the beginning. Worth it alone for Nathan's commentary on it.

It doesn't surprise me though that Indiana doesn't know what satire is. As Woody Boyd once said, French Lick is the doofus capital of Indiana.

I'm a little let down that my home state's burning question is "How to write a cover letter?". Particularly since most of the state is unemployed and living on welfare. It's pretty bad when I'd rather go to Florida..

Atlanta's more then just a Delta hub. It's a vibrant metropolis, the equal of Paris or New York!