TaleSpin was originally conceived as a spin-off for Launchpad McQuack. That's all I bring to this topic…

This feature I like, I keep.

Look at you, just a regular Joe telling it like you sees it. All you need is a container of coffee and a buttered roll and you're happy as a clam.

Because Mary Elizabeth Winstead is a goddess, that's why.

Heaven forbid people don't support the film because the trailers have just looked… meh. Clearly, people aren't supporting it because of some anti-feminist agenda.

To be fair, in the Ghostbusters video game, they revealed that Winston finally got a doctorate.

Yea. They firebombed the island as they escaped, thus creating the need for Crichton to invent a second secret island for the sequel.

They've made a million video games based on it, so why haven't we got a series based on Rainbow Six yet?

Sorry Patti, but Blackbeard was the ultimate pirate. Or Yellowbeard, now that I think of it. One of the 'beards.

I was too young to see Jurassic Park in the theater, despite my protests to the contrary… But my first time seeing the film was when it came out on VHS, which I got as a gift after I got my tonsils ripped out. I did get to see the 3D re-release though, so I got to make up for it.

Which is a reverse from the novel, where several of the raptors are knocked off, and Muldoon even technically kills the T-Rex. I do wish he'd have survived the movie, but it made sense he didn't.

While the "You're gonna need a bigger boat" scene was the first real full shot of the shark, the attack in the estuary was a great teaser for it. That shot where the shark is coming up underneath the guy and you can just barely make it out under the water was really creepy and one of my favorite shots from the film.

Oh, and Signs… Which I ended up seeing several times the weekend it came out, because I used to do seat counts for my grandmother as a side job. I remember thinking it was pretty good in the atmosphere of the theater, but I think I've only seen it like two or three times since then.

Grindhouse was great, because over half the theater cleared out after Planet Terror, assuming that the movie was over.

I know, but my urge to drop Simpsons references overpowered logic. I'm weak.

The Seinfelds cancelled their dinner plans. Now what's George's mom going to do with all that paella?!

It sounds like an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. In fact, I think that was last season's St. Patrick's Day episode!

But nerds are my mortal enemy!

The problem with this season was that when the Punisher wasn't on-screen, the other characters should have been asking "Where's the Punisher?"

It's almost like they're just biding their time until Bullseye can finally kill her.