Yea, it seemed to be building towards the Punisher having some sort of badass scene at the end… But there was nothing. He just stood on a building.

If you've got a PS3, Suikoden II and III are both on sale this week for like $3 to $5 a piece.

I don't think you're really trying anymore, Internet.

Suikoden II is by far the best. The original isn't as polished as II, but it's short enough and has enough characters that reappear that I suppose it's worth playing for that. Suikoden V was also pretty good too.

He was also in the Last Crusade, as a Gestapo agent that Indy knocks out on the zeppelin. Of course, the scene was cut from the final film, but he can still be seen approaching the zeppelin with Colonel Vogel in one scene.

This just reminds me how much I really want a Suikoden VI and a Shining Force IV. Curse you, Konami/Sega!

I heard someone mention Doop, Kif. Now go fetch me some fresh guackamole.

They should have went the opposite direction and made a film out of that SNL sketch where Reagan just pretended to be a doddering old fool, but was really the mastermind of everything. Then he threatened to have Jimmy Stewart killed.

I blame Coach Hayden Fox for the popularity of that name… That's probably it.

I thought his code name was Star Prince?

The Fisherman's Wife deserved every award it got! But then those greedy bastards had to ruin it by churning out a blatant cash grab with The Fisherman's Wife 2: The Re-Tentacling.

You forgot "Eat 30 Pancakes". Or whatever the Westeros equivalent is. I'm sure it'll be deeply detailed.

He held his own in The Muppets Go Medieval, so I could see it.

Brian Blessed, please!

And Crab Rangoon itself is a callback to Heart of Archness.

Of course you'll have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the pimps and C.H.U.D.s.

My favorite vision of New York was the one presented in the Warriors, where there's apparently hundreds of roving gangs with matching outfits. The Baseball Furies were the best.

The best part is that he got his ass kicked by Andy Richter. Well, I assume it was Andy. It could have been one of the other Richter brothers. Well, except for Emmett.

Even though this will never be seen by anyone, it just hit me… Michael J. Fox as Peter Parker/Spider-Man would have been perfect.

I will never not love Patton Oswalt's fillibuster. I also love his idea of booting the "second-tier heroes" in favor of "the cream of the Marvel crop", which includes Spider-Man, Moon Knight, Daredevil and Hercules.