The entire cast was great, but I really loved Martin Starr's performance on it the most. It's probably because I'm also a cranky, nerdy failed writer…

To be fair, she got into porn after her HoF induction. And apparently, they can't just remove an inductee. Otherwise, Hulk Hogan would be gone… Just so they can re-induct him in a few years when they aren't mad at him anymore.

I figured after CM Punk, they wouldn't allow anyone else to use their established Indy name for that very reason. Yet, Samoa Joe, A.J. Styles and Austin Aries have all came in with their same names.

Those last few years of the AWA are probably right up there with the last few years of WCW. Both were spectacular trainwrecks.

It's not a race, guys!

I don't know. Greg Gagne did throw down some "sick burns" on Bruiser Brody in the Wrestlerock Rumble.

He did bring us the Mean Street Posse. For that alone, he deserves all our praise.

Hey, Verne Gagne made it to 89 years old, and he was bodyslamming and killing old German men right up till the end.

New Japan has been really successful running as a touring company, doing shows two weeks at a time with breaks in between. But I reckon that WWE would never be able to make a switch like that without rocking too many boats.

It's the only way to be sure.

You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you!

People are looking at this all wrong. Everyone assumes that Finn is Lando Calrissian's son, but clearly Rey is Lando's daughter from one of his many trysts on Cloud City.

Especially when the theater is even a tiny bit warm, causing your glasses to fog up.

I thought it was the Stonecutters.

They're very delicious after hammering down several beers while standing in two hour lines at Halloween Horror Nights. And that's how I got a picture of myself drunkenly hugging the Barney Gumble statue while professing my love to it.

Some lady… It was Loni Anderson of WKRP in Cincinnati! As well as the ex-Mrs. Burt Reynolds.

Oh my God! The spam bots are assimilating to human life! Quickly, someone find Kurt Russell and a flamethrower!

While Darrell Hammond's portrayal was good, Phil Hartman will always be Bill Clinton.

The list is really only Lando Calrissian, Mace Windu and Willrow Hood. They're the only black guys in the universe.

And Carnage became a good guy that sacrificed his life to save the world from the Evil X-Men. And inverted Tony Stark was somehow even more of a dick.