Agreed. Smart cars look stupid. I checked one out in an auto show just for the lols, it has a plastic hood. Wierd.

Plus it gots friggin alero headlights. Die Die DIE

+1 Hoon depot manager.

do not want volvo.

I will donate $100. Now everyone on jalopnik pitch in. I call first driving dibs.

fuckin......want.

best diagram ever.

to quote Jim Lahey: "He's gonna grow up to be a shit apple tree just like his father"

yeah boy

Genius.

lol what did he have to say?

there was a jump on an out of the way parkway that used to throw my car in the air if I went about 80 km/h. Good times. They smoothed it now. One time I ran a light doing 80 km/h and accidentally got air on this thing, that was a bit ridiculous.

noone would be able to understand anything that was said on it...lol/

I am also confused by this math.

Have been getting into wrenching slowly. Most recently fixed a rad leak for 75 cents (hooray hose clamps!)

No, it was this road in BC, I saw a cop and had just turned onto the street, and was like "what is the speed limit 50? and then I saw a sign that said 40, so I took my foot off the gas, then as soon as I got to 40 (which didnt take very long because I was going up a very steep hill) I got the ticket.

ace ventura wasnt that bad.

damn dawg that shit cra

How do I get inducted into this muffia?

Ahh okay. I would love me a Hilux. To Hawaii!! How much does it cost to get a car off of the island? lol.