They were dumb.  And they got photo radar everywhere here. 

we are only when the noise detectors are around.

Not those trains.  Cargo trains. 

Edmonton has tons of trains. We have one of the main CN rail yards here where they do the engine maintenance.

I mean.....there was that one time, we drove a van in Nigerian coloured livery through an anti Nigerian riot in Ghana.  

Oh I see. I’ve never been to Illinois.

Pray tell, where is I 290?

Jesus H Christmas, that’s terrifying.

This road I used to live near, the left turn lane would back up for several miles sometimes. We were near the Ottawa river, and left went to Quebec, while right stayed in Ontario. Every once in a while...idiots blocking the free flowing right lane while trying to merge into the left lane.

“Don’t stop in the middle of the highway to look at Elk”....so much this. I drive Jasper National Park regularly, and in addition to the terrible low speed limits there are tourists doing all sorts of goofy things all the time.

I don’t overtake in the park anymore, the traffic is too thick, there is too many animals,…

Whoops. hey, at least you didn’t do it to a spark plug.

Interesting. In Canada diesel pumps are yellow.

Is this the pat where I tell you I took the dash out of my car like 5-6 times. I got pretty good at it by the end.

Yes, but so fast.

The AMC is there to this day. This had to be AMC. There is no way this wasn’t amc.

“I have 5 cars all of them are broken” .....sounds like more than 1 shit show.

LOL. This was hilarious, in retrospect.

You really pooped the party that time.

Yup. Especially now, I watch a couple youtubes and write down the basic steps on a little paper if I am doing something the first time.

This time I got a flat tire. 6.5 hours later.... this happened a couple years ago.