Assholes. Now Geno’s got to hunt around northern New Jersey looking for a giant ATM.

All the other cars in this lot are like: “I really hope senpai will notice me!”

Can we buy these?

The last MPV I saw on the roads was in East LA and it was wearing duct tape and 20 inch chrome wheels. I think this is a much more majestic way to go.

NFL Blitz, NHL ‘94, NBA Jam.

I am quite certain the codes are four digits long, so there would be 5 x 5 x 5 x 5 permutations, which is 625 total. Not great, but it would take a while to get through all of them.

Thinking of the name Bark Ruffalo has made me want to get a dog.

Oh for fuck’s sake. That’s just filth. I haven’t had a reaction like that to a reveal since the Huracan.

That’s the main attraction: a hot tub filled with Marshall Kim Jong-Un’s used bath water.

I think “forgive yourself if you slip up, but don’t let that be an excuse to keep not doing what you’re trying to” is a pretty important step in any sort of lifestyle change. The temptation when you screw up is to say “well I’ve just ruined everything now” and go back to square one.

Hey hey hey now. That’ sound logic and we will have none of that around here.

Hey hey hey now. That’ sound logic and we will have none of that around here.

People buy expensive scarves and watches that don’t keep you warmer or tell the time better than cheap alternatives. There’s nothing inherently wrong with a product being more expensive because it’s fashionable; everyone just loses their shit when it’s a consumer electronic.

People buy expensive scarves and watches that don’t keep you warmer or tell the time better than cheap alternatives.…

It wasn’t even enough of a premise for a full futurama episode too.

I liked this movie better when it was an episode of Futurama.

it has been 120 days since I began coming into your home

I hope James May gets his own shown on Netflix where each episode is a lesson.

And you’re OK with people being shuttled like warehouse merchandise?

Found the idiot!