“...multiple motorcycles would not vacate the lane closest to my marked patrol car. I deployed my pepper spray into the lane closest to me, at which point approaching motorcycles began to vacate the lane, allowing me to conduct a traffic stop.”

Wow, did the squirrel survive being backed into?

I change out my daily driver about every 6 months. Usually it means I can drive it hard, do some minor maintenance, and sell for whatever I paid (usually more) then roll that money into the next car. Variety is the spice of life :)

Correction: The Tantive IV has eleven engines, not eight - 4, 3, 4 stacked.

Did he say it was a legal obligation? Chill the fuck out you spaz.

Is he stopping you from driving to the airport? Rock that kit!

Pick one of the following statements from the University of Florida Athletic Director that applies:

If we are talking flat out speed, the answer is painfully obvious. For the 2003 model year, Mercedes decided to augment their V12s with twin turbochargers. And now you can get those mind melting luxo missiles for well under $15K.

This may be the nationalist in me speaking, but ECCO makes some damn comfortable shoes.

This may be the nationalist in me speaking, but ECCO makes some damn comfortable shoes.

Because the NFL can’t clearly rationalize and explain the decisions that they make?

If he’s on your team, he won’t injure your players? At least not during a game?

It sure seems like the NHL puts the NFL and MLB to shame (don’t pay enough attention to the NBA to comment) when it comes to suspending players for on ice actions. Could you imagine the NFL/MLB putting out a video like this?

Depending on the size it could be A. Coli, B. Coli, C. Coli, D. Coli, E. Coli, and so on.

I would argue that a multi-millionare spending $50,000 on a wedding is being pretty economic.

The NBA is worse, I think. But yeah, the NFL is pretty bad. In both leagues, the refs can pretty much call fouls any time they want to keep the game close (and keep TV viewers interested). The NBA promotes it’s big stars, while the NFL is more team-oriented. For example, the NBA makes sure LeBron, Durant, etc continue…

good lord. has any sports league ever been less about the actual game itself? i dont even need football at this point in my life, i can just skip the 19 or so weeks of games and still have and 30+ weeks of stupid decision making and millionaire egomaniacs to keep me more than entertained.

The butthurt Pats fans are out in force today! "There's nothing new in here!" "It was legal!" "ESPN are liars!"

If you get out of your race car on an active race track an walk INTO THE PATH of another race car with the intentions of starting a fight with the driver and you get hurt, it is YOUR fault and YOUR fault alone. YOU have no idea what stewart saw because you aren’t him. YOU have no idea how difficult a car like that can…

No, it’s a game about being a dick to all the women so you can have an awkward date with the giant black guy with a gun arm.