Right. One asshole who barely finished high school, trained by a whole generation of other assholes who barely finished high school.

Still better than Apple maps.

If I were 12, seeing a helicopter up close would be way more fun than a soccer game. Just sayin.

Those books were the shit.

This wasn’t even the biggest news. People went deep on the characters this time. Nairo even used Doctor Mario (who of course is always WELL below Mario or most other tournament viable players on the tier lists) for a while, I saw there was an Ike in the mix at one point. The game is SO MUCH cooler when it isn’t Sheik…

I keep thinking that’s not enough. I don’t want this old fuck in our gene pool. Sorry little Timmy, you’ve had a good 4 years but grandpa is such a dick that your whole family needs to be euthanized.

It was asshole vs murderer.

Not just comfy, they also look good and last a really long time.

Not just comfy, they also look good and last a really long time.

I actually think donating it to a museum is a much better idea. It would be an honor to the dude’s grandfather’s memory, and you would essentially be getting a professional to agree to take care of it for free. Also you could go to the museum and brag to the other people there that you donated the stuff.

Don’t forget about taxes (somehow I missed this in the first comment. But it’s a lot of money, every year, so yeah let’s mention it twice)! The marriage tax break is pretty much the only reason I would get married again.

I was at this game and saw the hit. Totally unwarranted and unprovoked, in a preseason game... If you’re the Sharks, what reason is there to hold onto this thug?

I have the same thing but I call it the floor.

Dogs get jeans dirty.

Such is the conclusion a logical man would make.

OK Greg, we get it, you’re black. Good for you.

If you have a problem with a Canadian hockey player going into Canada and killing a bear, you clearly don’t get hockey.

Ever been married? VERY thrifty.

Has anyone ever gotten one of those mystery boxes from Woot? Anything good? I’m all up for a mystery deal once in a while but $50 is a bit much to spend on possibly nothing.

Has anyone ever gotten one of those mystery boxes from Woot? Anything good? I’m all up for a mystery deal once in a…

Actually people who are serious about baking their own bread often use a bread maker to knead/rise the dough, then take it out and put it in their real oven to bake. Apparently they do the prep part very well.

Actually people who are serious about baking their own bread often use a bread maker to knead/rise the dough, then…

Stomped in court...you mean they purposely altered their procedures so Brady would win in an appeal. They have all the money on earth and therefore very good lawyers. This kind of legal “defeat” would NEVER happen if they didn’t want it to, especially not (seemingly) every fucking time.