I should do this on my CBR600.

…If I decide I never want to be able to walk or use my right hand again.

I think the most I’ve done in a day on any of my bikes (all sportbikes) was about 650 miles on my old F4i, and that was fairly excruciating.

I agree. You can get an established Penguins franchise for $850mil why would you start fresh at $500mil?

I’m sorry, but is paying $500 million for the right to have a hockey team good business? What the hell would an NFL expansion fee be? $3 trillion?

They’re tied to the device and non-transferrable, according to the fine print.

They’re tied to the device and non-transferrable, according to the fine print.

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip

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as if millions of hellcat owners suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced...

Yeah, the people who are supposed to do this kind of stuff shouldn’t do this kind of stuff.

Can’t wait for the Pong review!

Unacceptable.

I really just needs torque more than anything. I drove one and it just felt gutless. It has 20 lb ft less torque than a 500 Abarth and 50 lb ft less than a Fiesta ST!

Elway: whatdya get for the guaranteed part?

Yeah, there’s a disconnect there. To be crass, you could ‘shop out the bike and sub in a toilet and newspaper; no one’d notice anything amiss.

The first time I hit a homerun in Little League, my mom ran down from the stands and got in line with the rest of my team at home plate to give me a high-five. I was like 11 at the time and mortified, but now I love that story and memory.

What is it with dancing parents? Am I going to become a terrible dancer when I have kids, too?

I thought about this, and the reason I decided against it

No, I’ve been taking (prescribed) Adderall for 5 years and it makes your reflexes significantly better when you play video games. Most especially shooters.