But the real story tonight is that Infiniti's Director of Performance is stepping down.

It's SO hard to decide on a top 10, but you got it mostly right...but I can't agree with #1. It's funny, but not the best.

Well I guess we found our reason as to why the Vietnamese didn't throw rocks at them a few years ago.

1. The Fonz

13. S9E5 - Tractor Challenge, Railway Crash Hazard Video

Vietnam special at 118?!?!?! How high are you right now Raph?!?!

You can make fun of Ned Yost's stubbornness on pitching changes, and the futility of the Royals' propensity for bunting, but this is a team...

And now I have an erection. Thanks Jalopnik.

Or how about don't choose a "backup husband" because its a fucking shitty and awful thing to do? WTF?

this is the most auto-hipster thing I've ever read

You have a Nibbler? What breed? We have a Bender, bichon frise. Considering adding a Nibbler.

Last night, the Raiders, who suck, announced that Allen had been sacked.

I always play on my dog's fear of abandonment. I turn away from him, walk away, and yell "Bye Nibbler! See you later!" This is the same thing I say when I leave him alone in the house. It never fails to get him to race back to me. Then, of course, I tell him he's a good boy and give him lots of love.

EXACTLY. See, you get it.

As a Jersey City resident, these aren't that bad. People are just assholes and drive way too fast. And you can see them, since they are new pavement while the rest of the roads are grey and need repaving.

too easy