...And barista said to him:

Four you say???? I never considered the possibility. My mind is BLOWN.

what's a duck.?

Sanwich One sounds like two slices of bread toasted, then microwaved with a single slice of cheese between them and subsequently passed off as a grilled cheese sandwich. You, sir, are a miserable communist.

The situations in which you might need to make a J-Turn are at best described as "minimal." Keeping in mind that, in most situations, this type of maneuver is probably illegal and potentially dangerous if there are any other cars nearby. This isn't for getting out of the parking lot. However, the move is part of a…

Dumbest flag I have ever seen for taunting, let the dude have his moment

Story time!

I'm not going to say anything because I don't want to be an asshole.

Does Eli actually swear or does he really say "shucks" and "darnit" when he's mad, like I imagine?

I honestly thought the number would be a lot higher.

Just substitute San Diego with the Ohio state legislator

He said "culpability". The NFL fucking hates that word.

John Daly is going into the nineteenth hole.

Marussia's reaction to the news.

GOODELL: Hey, how bout that Redskins name controversy, I'd love to talk about that now. I say, let's change it! Who's with me??

Excuse me while I pick my jaw up off the ground.