"I'm in my office doing Mad Libs".

Utter fucking cock. He didn't "leave in a huff," he was forced out by Marchionne. Get your facts straight before posting clickbait headlines or go back to masturbating over Saabs.

This... oddly pleases me.

Too much stupidity/negativity over the past couple weeks. Tomorrow should be dedicated to chill ass animal posts only.

Well yeah, the NFL considers an issue as something that's "a national media focus"

It's hard for him to see with his head in this position.

(Puts on flame suit)

Well someone needs a hug.

Oh yay, it's today's mandatory article about men being assholes in every form of media and women being victims in everything.

I still have no clue what Hasidic Jimmy Fallon is doing here, but I'm glad nonetheless.

Look at this sweet 1991 Diablo in Penis Magnet Yellow.

I seem to recall facing a similar challenge in January. I considered all the options and still believe this is the best choice:

People in Vegas love the Cowboys because they've made so much money betting against them.

They just acted incredibly smug around it, and the doors opened themselves.

that whole Cuba GP thing went pretty bad the last time they tried it

I think he was just scared that finger gun was real