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Titanius Anglesmith
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Three words for you: No. Freaking. Helmet.

Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.

With all the signs Patrick has on his walls, I can't believe he forgot the "No Stairway" one.

DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN I AM CALM

You see what happens Larry?!?! This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps!!

With the power hard top on the current NC Miata, would the ND separate into two models and have a permanently fixed roof? And if it does get a fastback coupe, why would anyone ever need to buy an F-Type again?

I "o0o"ed like the three-eyed aliens in Toy Story at the end.

WHERE DO I GET IN LINE TO MEET YOU?

That's what's known as a "Canadian gloryhole".

So let me get this straight, you are a white person, talking down to other white people. Like anything you say has relevance to the people of Ferguson.

Does preaching to the choir at Jezebel make you feel like you've helped out somehow? None of the white people who think Ferguson response is okay are actually participating in this echo chamber.

My second thought (after "LOL fucking stupid WHY") was putting this engine in a classic Austin Mini.

But not like this. This isn't metal.

Strange name, that "Gofuh Kyorself".

Plot twist, it was Leno wearing a wig.

Style had better count. With that high stick it's the only thing that could.

That is ... quite the list of films.

Tuna fish sandwiches according to Bill Watterson

Well what are YOU doing to stop the spread of American Sign Language?