I am Groot?

Nepotism at it's finest.

Gotta love being 17 and being set for life with unlimited money and pussy at your disposal.

For fuck snakes

Has Gawker Media investigated to see if Sam Biddle was the one posting those rape GIFs?

My internet curiosity usually gets the best of me (Thanks Ogrish in the early 2000s) but I feel like I'ma leave this one off my browser history

I like it. Sue me.

Sorry Sir or Madam, but that's not fucking pizza.

I'm not really an alfredo lover actually. It just tastes bland imo.

Man, Musk has a lot of kids. How does he find the time to manage three companies? Meanwhile, I'm sitting on my couch browsing the internet and half watching Beat Bobby Flay on the food network.

"Wow! This new zoom lens really makes it look like the cars are right in front of me! It's almost as if I could just reach out and touch it..."

This can't possibly be real.

Left circle on top, account settings -> followers

When you get your hands on an F1 car, you jump in and race for the border. When Top Gear gets their hands on an F1 car, they bungee jump it.

Nice

I'm on a boat. Reminded me of the song I'm On A Boat.

Yeah, that thing is awful. I tried it just to see if the rotating head tech had gotten any better...it didn't, so I went back to the Panasonic.

Yeah, that thing is awful. I tried it just to see if the rotating head tech had gotten any better...it didn't, so I…

I just can't get into the rotating blades. They don't seem to cover the area as well as the "straight" ones like the Panasonics.

I just can't get into the rotating blades. They don't seem to cover the area as well as the "straight" ones like the…

The cop probably wishes he was an Oscar Mayer weiner.

You know I've worked in fine dining, right? I've had heirloom tomatoes many times. I keep convincing myself that maybe I'm wrong.

Congressional Vitriol toward Obama...Jesus