Shannon Hamilton: You see, Bruce, I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to fuck them some place very uncomfortable.

It's time to fight fire .... with puppies

Obviously it is a car cover. To protect the car. You would think folks on a car website would have seen a car cover before.

I think the mental health of Jezebel writers is already in question. Maybe it's one of you ? Don't have enough to write about ?

Jezebel is complaining about something... color me shocked.

Jeebus. This is one of those times the exhaust hose was NOT a good idea.

FIFY, Ralphie ;)

Vantage is calling your name Doug.

So were we. I think maybe people were intimidated and they were just using the car as an "in" to start a conversation — something in common. But no one asked them out.

Oh come on, of course he's diving.

THIS IS A STORY, BROS! A SOCCER PLAYER WHO'S NOT A HOMO!!!1!

Unfortunately, I don't create entertaining videos. Just mediocre ones. However, there will be a new one out tomorrow, so just hold your horses.

"Well that's a relief"

Audio-Technica ATH-M30. Less than $50 and sound as good or better than headphones 4x as much. Best bang for the buck.

Audio-Technica ATH-M30. Less than $50 and sound as good or better than headphones 4x as much. Best bang for the buck.

Can we just change "detroit.jalopnik" to "butt-hurt-about-everyone-hating-detroit-because-its-a-shithole.jalopnik"?

" I mean, a Jaguar F-type V8 is almost £16,000 more, for heaven's sake. And I'm sorry but it's not as good." WTF? IS THIS THE REAL WORLD?

Will we ever see a new XLR?

Some say that self-driving cars are terrified of The Stig...