My first thought when I saw this pic was "Oh, it must have blown off the rear body panel!" This is kinda ugly IMO.

That's a common injury in that area. Millions of Brazilians were also severely butthurt recently.

"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."

As a hardcore old(er) BMW enthusiast, I've given up on their continually changing naming structure and largely don't care. BMW 330i and 440i etc. are now just as meaningless as Acura's TL and RL, or Lincoln's MKWhatever cars.

I had to.

I had to close 4 ads after clicking that link. GQ can eat my balls

Who can make the smallest face?

I know right? I prefer authentic NYC street corner hot dogs that have spent the day floating in water inside some unwashed man's hot dog cart.

As some of you are no doubt aware, I am currently on vacation. This means I've interrupted my usual schedule of a) waking up late, and b) sitting around the house no pants on, just so I could spend thousands of dollars to fly half-way around the world, where I am a) waking up late, and b) sitting around the house with…

Hi Titanius,

I bet the average Corolla driver takes it off road more than the average Land Rover driver.

I like this car, but man the navi system gets really preachy around 4th of July each year...

You should switch to Chesterfields.

It could have been an exciting, fun-to-drive tiny hybrid sports coupe, but instead, we got this:

The Stennis? Why didn't they use a Canadian aircraft carrier? Oh wait...

Methinks someone behind that commercial is a big fan of "Sonic & All Star Racing Transformed":

Where can I eat great brisket in Austin?

What did your Moose serve you divorce papers this morning?

In all fairness, he thought it was a "hot cop."