Ferdinand GT3-RS

The ATS-V has a higher Letter-to-Number Naming Ratio, or L.T.N.N.R.

The ATS-V might be faster, but it won't be better.

Ummm...GIF timing fail.

That BBQ is way too much work for me..

Old man's pants are not too high. This is too high.

Who wants a body massage?

Please tell me someone else is bothered by this:

Her drinking beer out of a trophy stance is exactly the same as her putting stance. Such consistency!

Yes, especially this one !

First thing I thought was "What is Doug DeMuro doing in LA?"

You mean you're not supposed to use it as a skidpad?

She's a fine Sheila, that one.

usually Colon and "back-to-back doubles" involve cheeseburgers

Coincidentally, he also refers to his gentleman sausage as Mjölnir.

They recieved a settlement in exchange for making the lawsuit go away. I don't think there was any admission of wrongdoing or fault involved.

So a ton of people are freaking out thinking this is GM's fault. When in all reality the people filing the lawsuit are just idiots. Lost resale value? If that's the case everybody buying an S-Class, A8, or 7-Series should sue their respective manufacturers as the values on those tank only a handful of years after they…

That move to Philly is more expensive than Doge thought.

You can't go by a person's area code to know where they're actually from. My cell phone's a Connecticut number, because I grew up there. But I've been living in Virginia for the past 8 years, and before that, Pennsylvania.

My older brother tried to teach me when I was 19 on his '83 Ford Escort. He's almost 10 years older than me, not patient and not one to explain things. As you can guess, it didn't go well.