Yet another instance of Russell being too small for the position.

As a dad I'll say that (in my experience, others' mileage will vary) for every one of these "hellish" experiences that Drew writes up in a humorously exaggerated manner there are many, many times more fantastic moments that quite honestly top anything I ever experienced before becoming a dad.

How can you even write about sports in a mall, when so many innocent shoppers are forced to wait outside a changing room for hours even though they're going to say everything looks good on you honey, anyway?

Nobody in the car you say?

It varies from state to state I think. I live in NJ and home ownership is becoming a pipe dream. We have the highest property taxes in the country. Me and my girlfriend are thinking of leaving NJ.

NONE of these cars should be on this list.

almost there:

Never too early to learn that in this world there are Habs and there are Hab Nots.

A friend of mine is a scratch golfer. He played a round with his buddies from his high school golf team - two other desk jockeys, and a guy who was on the then-Nationwide tour. The three non-pros were talking about how they could play on the senior tour, and the pro got pissed. He told them, "I kicked your ass in…

Congrats on watching Top Gear.

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I love the shirt but the #HASHTAG annoys me to no end.
Orlove'd never had a hashtag but apparently to be down with the 'youths' everything now needs one.

Or like how Diesel put it on Oppo:

;-)

Really gonna have to disagree with you here Patrick...screens always look clunky in cars...these look better than having one totally dominate the dash and push everything away. It still allows you to have central functions on dedicated buttons, and gets the screens up to a much safer eye level where it's easier to…

I'm sorry.. did you call yourself a Penis fan?

The all new Nissan Murano will be striking just as many cars.