I'm pretty sure he knows his stuff.

NEEDS MORE STANCE BRO.

DADDY?!?!

What?

You should really use some of this guy's material. He's really good at Tinder.

Where do I send my application?!?!?!

Great. One more thing I'll never get invited to.

Here's my shot from on top of Mauna Loa.

So I am doing European Delivery for my 428i next month. Does this mean in the future I'll be doing a Mexican Delivery of a BMW? Does that also mean I can pick up hookers and drugs on the way home to California, from Mexico?

Those are some of the coolest looking mountains I have ever seen. They look like they are just shooting straight up out of nowhere.

If you're wondering what kind of advantage this is, the two Mercedes cars pulled a six second lead over the rest of the field barely two laps after the late race restart at the last GP. They were up to an 11 second lead not long after that.

F1 porn. I approve.

Henrique! It's Over!

for all your reaction gif needs

Mullets ahoy!

Hard to argue that there was a more signature moment for the Devils from all those great Stanley Cup teams than the colossal hit Scott Stevens put on Eric Lindros in 2000.

This is going to be one of my favorite Deadspin posts. And just because... here is a hurt Sydney Crosby.

Hey Phillies fans, remember JC Romero? He won 2 World Series games for you in 2008 while appealing a steroid suspension from a test he failed that August, an appeal which was denied in the offseason after you took home your trophy and landed him a 50 game ban to start 2009. Without his andro-fueled arm in the lineup…

Monkey riding a dog is ALWAYS number 1:

biggest problem with running the bases clockwise: wouldn't be enough left-handed infielders. Lefties can only play first base as it is; if you changed the direction of the bases then there would be even more kids trying out the left handed thing