And then he went home and had the best sex he ever had. I love a good ending.

No Tiger Woods ‘05 or NBA Jam? Psht.

Ahh yes. Looks like I calculated without repetition. Still, if you wanted to get in you totally could, and as someone who leaves his passport in his car for 6 months after going to the DMV I am not a fan.

I recently started seeing this girl who drives a new Escape. Was shocked, SHOCKED, to see that Ford still had this. Unless I’ve completely forgotten how to do math AND google things, there are only 120 permutations...it literally can’t be secure.

Until he decides to leave societies that judge him and become a full time game hunter. Sure.

Awesome write up. I haven’t been excited about a Mini since I used to thrash my ‘09 around North Jersey, until today that is.

Haters get fucked, this car is gorgeous.

I think this is great advice, but even small steps merit a break once in a while. I’m in a big push to improve myself, but yesterday I spent all day in bed wishing the world would end. No biggy, today’s a new day and I can continue on from the day before like yesterday never even happened.

Zombie Apocalypse. Every millisecond matters.

He’s a witch!

He’s a witch!

I’m going to (kind of) disagree with you, while adding that I am just a casual gamer. I played WoW back in 2008, when I was in college and my girlfriend spent a semester abroad. I was never that good, I got into a pretty good guild (Immortality on Firetree) and got some pretty good gear from high level raids and I was…

I’ve moved from NJ to Orange County CA, where I currently live. Of course, my only vehicle at the time was a 2012 Honda Civic, so needless to say I dumped that thing like a sack of hepatitis. There are TONS of bikes for sale in LA and San Diego, riding is really popular out here.

He’s got a huge old man boner for Czech men.

I have noticed this phenomenon in my own weight loss. I started the year around 200 pounds and I’m now around 169. My methods are simple, I stopped drinking (as in like in recovery stopped drinking) and I got a puppy, which forces me to get at least some exercise (I generally try to go for a walk of at least half a…

Some of us can, others...

My bike’s in the shop right now, I haven’t actually ridden it to the office yet. but I imagine they will be fine.

They’re a little stiff and clompy, but mine aren’t broken in all the way yet.

I really like the shoes. They are TCX X-Squares, they make a waterproof version of them as well.

Ideally the business would have its own bank accounts and money and arrangements with suppliers and stuff. Also he probably could have spent about 90% less on refrigeration if he didn’t buy a Sub-Zero. That just looks bad.

Even if that was the case, my mother would still appreciate that my brains would make it to my funeral.