Every time.

Very stupid? Yes, if you work for like Chase or GE. I work for a start-up, so there’s no point in even showing up if I’m not going to try to grab all the equity I can.

Has there been any talk about a New Orleans team? I feel like attendance wouldn’t be a problem as long as the booze is cheap.

Well the city can be changed so I don’t think projecting a $20 million loss in perpetuity is really appropriate, but who knows maybe they do have that much trouble. I’m sure there are many other teams that cost less than $500 million.

I suggest you immediately offer to take on his responsibilities, unless you don’t think you’re capable of taking them on either in full or in part. The COO of my company quit about a year ago, I immediately went to my boss and told him I could do everything the COO was doing starting today. Been the COO ever since.

OOOHHH I GET IT.

OOOHHH I GET IT.

Wait who smokes spices?

Wait who smokes spices?

That’s the right reaction. You can get a team like the Coyotes for like $200-300 million. I don’t believe the Coyotes have $200 million worth of problems.

I got the Mini Boom as a Christmas present for someone last year and it has really good sound and they tell me they really like it. Never had any experience with the other one.

I got the Mini Boom as a Christmas present for someone last year and it has really good sound and they tell me they…

People who watch golf don’t see guys like Spieth or Johnson as bland. Spieth is still a kid, but guys like Johnson or Ben Crane are model fathers and extremely hard and ethical workers. Those are the qualities that shine through to the PGA’s target audience.

Anyone know if you can sell the passes anywhere? I’d like to pick up a cheap computer but I don’t think I need the wifi passes right now.

Anyone know if you can sell the passes anywhere? I’d like to pick up a cheap computer but I don’t think I need the…

Yeah I never use Greninja’s nair. What I do like to do with Greninja is set him up for maximum speed and go nuts. Yeah you’re gonna get killed in like 5 hits but man is it fun.

Those are the only two single moves Pikachu has that will kill at any reasonable %, but he also has sick edge guarding abilities and combos that kill (up/down throw to up B). Also thunder will kill if you hit them high in the air.

Almost looks like the i8 shit out that 911 it had for breakfast.

I don’t play smash competitively, and honestly I’m not even that good, but I really like using customized fighters. For instance I love playing with Olimar and Greninja. They aren’t even close to the best players in the game but they are unique and fun to play. Olimar’s standard moveset only has one special move that…

Sorry, there were no scantily clad women in that picture so I had to fuck with you.

Well it’s clearly hot enough to set cookie dough out on the dash, I’ll give ya that much.

I don’t use fabric softener but my roommate does. We have the old kind of top loading washer with the agitator, could the fabric softener be to blame for the god awful smell that comes out of that thing?

This is a great explanation, but I take issue with this:

I got 6 seconds in and had to stop. The animation is one of the things I really love about Adventure Time. This to me is like if a whore walked into Sunday mass, broke a crucifix off the wall and pleasured herself with it on the altar in front of the whole congregation.