We’ll just drop him off and tell Kim Jong Un about all the terrible things he had to say about his hair. That oughta save a few bucks.

OK...so can we just drop him off in North Korea and be done with it?

If by “over here” you mean some other fucking country I’m happy.

OK you can pay for that, I’ll keep sitting here hoping a guard sodomizes him to death with a broom handle.

So I’m looking into getting my first bike. I was looking at the Honda CBR500, I think the shop had a 2014 for about $4600 which I thought was a good enough deal to forgo the used bike route. Given that I’m not a kid anymore and I’m pretty responsible, and I’m taking the motorcycle training/safety course with like 10…

What about during the first power play, when the Caps player got his face cut by a high stick and the refs didn’t call it because they didn’t want to give the Caps a 5 on 3???

Yeah, even if it is using the factory engine, what are the chances Doc didn’t even give it a little tune up? Something tells me if the Doc can get an old timey steam train up to speed, the DeLorean shouldn’t be an issue.

I’d be interested to see what proportion of the country’s wealth California residents hold...I bet it’s a lot more than 10%

Are you against California’s tough anti-pollution laws or do you just wish cars didn’t make pollution?

I love the Fab Faux! I saw them perform Abbey Road from start to finish a few years back (at the Count Basie in NJ) and it was probably one of the best shows I’ve ever been to in my life.

Yeah, the one where nothing happened afterward?

Hows about you go back to the 1000 blowjobs you owe the referees you cunt.

They’re just dead wrong, and most of them are probably jealous of his popularity. Last year he got 5th or better in each of the four major tournaments. This feat has only been accomplished before by Tiger and Jack, who of course won at least once when they did it. Also, he’s not built like a ridiculous athlete like…

PB!!! PB!!! PB!!!

It’s fucking glorious...?

WHOOSH

Hey buddy whatever you do don’t choke to death on a penis ok?

Let’s start with the fact that she was dumb enough to buy that car. Now, I’ve never liked Dodge or the cars they make, but I used to have a job driving one of these Dodge Caravans in college (It was probably around 2006 or 2007) and the thing was awful. I’ve never felt a car just resist input like those would. If you…

I used to do this when I had absolutely no idea how to travel like a responsible adult. The truth is that you will save little to no time because you will have to track down your bag after they gate check it.

Also the University of Delaware would like a word.