Prius?

I bet you drive a Toyota Echo.

Dear Bryn Mawr:

And cue the animal rights groups

Any reason you can't just use the microwave? I often nuke potatoes before I cook with them because they take too damn long to cook.

They don't seem to be the brightest bulbs over there at the NFL. I'm guessing their due diligence was basically "Oh it's a non-profit against domestic violence? LET'S THROW ALL THE MONEY AT IT!"

I agree for the most part...not sure if you are in the US but there are serious tax incentives for marriage here. Only reason I would ever marry again.

I had a guitar teacher once who had elbow length hair with a combover. It was epic.

Blah. Title image reminds me of the other day when I tried to turn frozen potatoes o'brian into a crispy hash brown type thing and ended up with a very dirty pan and some mush.

Well, Tavarish isn't wrong. Smart money will buy a car, a smarter man will make enough money that it doesn't matter.

As someone who suggested the Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet, I'm not even mad. Good choice sir.

You know...derivatives...hedge funds...Republican Super PACs...

Gotta say the Pulaski Skyway was terrible, but it is being replaced.

How do people not know about this? Be poorer.

Yeah that's because there are like 5 people who read Jalopnik who aren't sheep. You have no need nor want of a new car so maybe you should just keep your dumb opinion to yourself. If you want a car with carburetors and a crank to start the engine, go ahead and keep an old one alive. Hopefully it will keep you busy…

I drive a 428i with the 8-speed ZF transmission you mentioned. I wanted an automatic because I was moving to Southern California and I had heard the traffic was really bad. Honestly, my schedule is flexible enough that I can normally avoid traffic, so sometimes I do get a little sad that I didn't buy something crazy…

Alternatively...

Not to say the victim is a liar, but it doesnt have to be rape to end in scratches and vaginal bleeding/damage. That said, it sounds like this dude is ready to get penetrated himself.

Bold move including anything other than the Ford GT.

3% a month works out to about 42.58% a year in interest. If someone borrowed that much money at that rate in my name (AND THEN DIDN'T PAY IT BACK), I can't imagine the world of hurt that would befall their genitals.