This is a question I wish I had never heard. Used to be a heartwarming story.

EVERY WHITE PERSON HATES EVERY BLACK PERSON. REMEMBER???

They have valet parking at Fashion Island? I thought parking was the single affordable thing there (there is also free parking, right near the Whole Foods, which my boss asks me to go to for him occasionally).

Really...where I come from I feel like most of the snow comes at night, when it's coldest. So it's like you wake up and there's a HUGE pile of work.

I used to live in New Jersey. One time we got three feet (91 cm) in a single night.

Yeah...the single stage ones are pretty worthless. They can't clear enough snow to make using one all that much less work than shoveling. The real solution is to move somewhere with nice weather, though.

Reason. Someone with reason. I like you.

Clickbait alert. If you had titled this "Boring Emails Between Boring Execs" I wouldn't be here right now.

Nope. from what I've seen, girls get the dog.

Sterling Fucking Archer.

Hey guys. Sterling BMW in Newport Beach, CA has a M235i in manual in stock. Saw it with my own eyes the other day. If you got 50 grand to lay down, nothing better to use it on in my opinion.

Gordita Beach...Fucking brilliant. Digned, South Coast CA resident.

Aww leave Adam Larsson alone. He's a good kid and he's been sick for weeks now.

Dodge Grand Caravan, probably an '05 or '06 but a fleet model, easily. The pedal actually felt like it didn't want to be pushed.

This is fucking awesome. The best response you could have given. Now go out and find yourself a Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet.

I feel ya...I was born and raised in New Jersey (the nice part...yes there is a nice part) and I went to college in Delaware. Have you requested a quote recently? You're of the age where the cost of insurance should decline rapidly.

PASSWORD IS TACO

You spend $3400 a year on car insurance for the Range Rover? Dude, call Geico or something. That's too much.

OK...I haven't driven the same cars as you.

I think it was the new one. It had only 12k miles on it. It was absolute garbage.