That cute puppy your daddy just bought you? DEAD. AS SOON AS YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

"This is the most unpleasant car I have ever driven."

SO AM I, BUDDY!

Flooding? It's not even raining yet in Orange County. Cool your jets.

Here's a 4 series. Now add the M Sport package for $3400 and suddenly it looks good! (White for clarity)

I had a rental car the other day while my car was getting serviced. I was probably the exact same Chrysler 200 as pictured above, and it was the worst car I've ever even seen. Fucking terrible.

It's BMW though so they will sell you a better looking one if you want it.

I just suggested this as well! It's really the only thing ridiculous enough. Cheers brother!

I thought long and hard about this, and the best thing I came up with was a Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet. It's just ridiculous enough to follow the Ferrari. Here's one for pretty cheap.

I love a manual but this is more conducive to road head. Now I just need to find a girl who's willing to give me road head...

The main reason I don't drift in the street is because the tires on my car cost like $400 each. When I do, I'm always careful and pick a spot that has plenty of room, like the roundabout near my apartment.

MORE WOMEN NEED TO KNOW.

YES! Every few weeks I do my face and head with a #2 clipper. Fuck paying $16 for some girl who doesn't give a shit about how I end up looking.

Yeah that was my impression as well. There was zero defense on this play.

Put aside the message and your anger for a second. Are you really ok with professional athletes making political-ish statements like this on national television? If Peyton Manning held up a sign plugging for Mitt Romney every time he threw a touchdown, what would you think?

Bonobos are very peaceful so I'm really not sure why they are on this list (other than abject ignorance). They just want to hang out, eat fruit and have sex with each other.

THANKS DODGE!!!

I drive a BMW 428i and I love it. Is it a performance monster? No, but it's powerful enough for daily driving, it's comfortable, and it's really really ridiculously good looking. I would say I am by all counts not a poser, so good day sir.

My first car was sold in 2007 or so...it was a 1990 Geo Prizm and we sold it to this psychopathic girl for $600. The first car I bought was a 2009 Mini Cooper S, which I can only assume has been scrapped by now because something was always broken on that damn car.

If one wanted to do this, where could one find the stream? You know, theoretically...?