He named his yacht No Name...no wonder his car didn't last 15 laps.

A friend of mine once died his penis green for Saint Patrick's Day. His girlfriend actually liked it.

I'm sorry but you're wrong. Supercars are glorious. It's the world around them that is flawed.

Totally fucking with her. Congrats for getting it.

This may be the dumbest thing I've ever read. And I've read things written by Hamilton Nolan.

When I was in college we used to keep Yuengling in the kegerator because it wasn't expensive and it wasn't total shit like beast lite. I definitely wouldn't say it sucks. That said, it was funny moving out to SoCal where they have NO IDEA what Yuengling is.

Back when I used to work in an office with people I would invert their screen if they left their computer unlocked. You know, just to be a dick.

I kind of can't believe that this song still makes my day every time I see it. Thank you, sir.

Makes no sense. The show is incredibly popular worldwide, why dafuq do you cut back on that?

Ha yeah but something tells me your rear tire budget is going to make the Hellcat more expensive over a 3 year lease anyway.

As someone who currently pays WAY more than I should for a beautiful blue BMW, I will say this. It's intangible. If you like BMWs, the feeling of driving it is worth it.

I'm honestly not really sure why he isn't in prison anyway.

Philly drivers aren't bad in an aggressive way, they're just so busy drooling all over themselves they don't realize that there are other drivers on the road. My sister lives in the suburbs of Philly and has been known to have a bit of road rage, and you should hear her bitch about them.

So Marty retires and they make the trapezoid bigger...hmmm....

I disagree. Watching Bubba Watson is way better than watching Tiger ever was.

I don't want to be that guy, but the video that came out the other day is exactly what Stephen A. Smith was attempting to say, while making himself look like a chauvinistic ass. If you're in an elevator with a douchebag who has no problem rearranging your face, don't swing first. Doesn't matter if you're a man or a…

Oh wow. I didn't realize they hadn't done anything about these two. I guess foot goes in mouth then.

What do you recommend then? Do you think firing Goodell will help women? Will it reduce domestic violence among NFL players and/or the general population? I'm not advocating for or against him, just wondering.

BTW he changed the name of the article since I called him out on it. Before it was something like "Stephen A Smith doesn't think the NFL has a problem with domestic violence."

If you watch the video, he actually acknowledges that there is a problem and that they are dealing with it (which they are, they JUST increased the punishment: short of physically restraining people there isn't much more they can do). While SAS may be a little soft on the commish, I'm going to go ahead and accuse you,…