The dealership I got my car at (with no-cost maintenance) is on the PCH in Newport Beach. Taking the car in is an excuse to spend way too much on lunch and then go to the beach.

So she probably blew such a high number because she got home and had a nice stiff drink. You can get extra high numbers if you blow into a breathalyzer right after you have a drink because it's literally still in your mouth.

I have bought a Honda in North Jersey and I felt a similar feeling of not being wanted. I actually walked out of Paul Miller Honda because they treated me like a child (I was about 25 at the time). When I balked at the price they offered for my trade in, the guy actually told me to my face that he needed 2 grand off…

Yeah you think he's angry now wait until he's broke. I have no idea why she would stay with him, other than to keep all of this media shitstorm from happening.

Y you gotta have dem wheels doe?

I'm kind of surprised Diablos are still that expensive. That said, I'm DEFINITELY getting ramen for lunch now.

You umm...have no idea where Silicon Valley is, do you?

I too recently saw The Simpsons episode where Bart gives away Santa's Little Helper.

Wow, really, dumping money into the market in January 2013 was a good idea. What insight.

You're in Philly now, they call it a hoagie.

How to move long distances like a champ:

He's also not about to invest 100% of his net worth in one thing, so your estimate of a $1.1 billion max bid is probably several times higher than reality.

I'd want one with a face guard too. I had a friend who fouled a ball into his face in Little League and it fucked him up BAD. That's probably on a pitch with a third of the velocity.

New York. New Jersey. Philadelphia.

Sample size and method of surveying is entirely inadequate to condemn an entire race. They only asked 2,317 people. And besides that, they only asked them to name 7 people. Also, I'll be friends with whoever the fuck I want. Black, white, purple, most people are assholes anyway.

I want to buy that man a beer. He deserves a beer.

When headhunters used to pressure me to go on interviews for jobs I didn't really want, I would do the opposite of this. I would go to the interview and either say something really dumb on purpose, or not send a thank you afterwards. Screw you, pushy headhunters.

SHUT UP.

Recently I was on a flight that had to be diverted due to a health issue with a passenger. I don't know who it was or what happened, nor did I want to know. What I do know is we were about an hour late getting to the destination, and the entire way there people were pestering the flight attendants about their…