Wow you've driven twice as far in the last 6 months as I have in the last 5. Which means I need to road trip it to Vegas stat, right?

if only they could play it on fixed gear bikes...

I saw a girl wearing something similar to this recently and I thought she looked gooooooood.

I barely even have the energy to check my work email when I wake up. You're telling me people wake up and start tweeting worthless garbage?

He should have just used some of the local wildlife to help him break in.

I used to follow him on Twitter, he responds to trolls all the time. And not in very nice ways either, I'm not surprised at all to hear that he finally got in trouble.

Age is your common factor here. Much like how you could ask 20 20 year old girls if they like Drake and 19.5 of them would say yes while 0.5 of them just explode in orgasm.

Wow, really? I have a 428i with M Sport package (has similar aero on front) and I absolutely love parking next to Audis and Mercs. I just look at my car and smile with all the smug satisfaction you could imagine. And then some.

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I lived in White Plains for 6 months. Quite familiar.

What a limp-wristed protest. A new windshield is what, a couple hundred dollars? If I was Elon Musk I would pay for a new windshield just to fuck this "message" up.

I'm legitimately beginning to worry that GM will recall my car.

Hey man all good I'm in sunny SoCal now.

Ah yes. Since you aren't from PA please don't take it as a personal attack ;)

Here's what really happened. You're from Pennsylvania (I assume) which means you're an awful driver and you're scared of Jersey barriers.

Here's why your title is shit. Whether an investment decision is good or bad is based on the information that was available at the time of investment. Therefore making a bad investment is by definition making a bad choice, while an investment that has bad returns can be a good investment that just didn't pan out.

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Was Death kind enough to help you clean up the puddle of urine in the driver's seat?

Also Tiger Woods is playing today. No biggie. Don't bother mentioning that.

You could TOTALLY wear out a Veyron's tires in 1000 miles. Just saying.