So I've never gone offroading and I have never owned a car that was offroad capable. Is it fun, or were you just kind of like "Here we are...driving around the woods...?"

If they could salt (maybe more salt? It's been a while since I had one) the peanut in the peanut M&Ms I think world peace would be within reach.

I am...this just seems incredibly obvious.

I just can't believe you can have a career writing books like this. Do people seriously need to be told this information?

People get concussions playing soccer too. My cousin got a bunch of them in a row from playing soccer and had some pretty serious health issues from them.

You better not ever park your car illegally, troll. I will find it and kill myself on it. That's a promise.

No not 'prison stupid'

I lead a salt life but it's mainly because I like french fries bacon and ramen noodles so much.

good lord the gaps

The lady was stupid, yes. But life in prison stupid? Hell no. You think she's ever going to do this again?

So in my infinite drunkenness on Saturday, I forgot to record the race this weekend. Anyone know where I can see a replay?

I can't believe it took this long to find a DeMuro joke. I almost tweeted this to him when I saw it this morning on Reddit.

This year's cars are more complicated and it seems to me harder to drive than last year's. They have to choose when to store and when to use electricity, choose how aggressively and which wheels they will be harvesting kinetic energy, etc.

Their neighbors are either out free running, mountain climbing, or at a similar party. California is a weird place.

That sounds eerily like my time with Citigroup.

So here's the question I have about that. If you use miles to fly, do you get any rewards?

Is it...hard to drive?

Yeah the Maxima didn't have a V8 lol...

I could only make it about half way through. That was rough.

Please tell me you told him that you write for (run? I don't know) a truck blog.