EPIC BURN. Excuse me while I continue laughing about PA.

Drew, I'm glad I'm not the only person who will dig through cold gravy to find meat. When my mom makes meatballs, I always steal one after everyone goes to sleep and eat it with my hands.

What, you're not tipping????

That'll be $85.50

This is EXACTLY what I came here to post. I drive a 4 month old BMW and there is never anything left in it.

Interchangeable.

Both of them are utter trash compared to Qdoba.

LUCKY. I'd have to drive an hour (or more depending on traffic) into LA to get to a Qdoba. Fucking Chipotle is around the corner. FML

Subarus are terrible. My sister has an outback, it's shit. They had a chance to hit it out of the freaking park with the BRZ, they whiffed. They actually have a car named after venerial disease. I piss on the name Subaru.

You fail at life for not getting the 3 cheese queso at Qdoba. That obliterates Chipotle on its own.

Oh I'm coming back to visit for sure. My sister lives in Media, PA and she's having a baby in a few months. But OC has claimed thebax as its own.

Yes and I remember Pete Sampras winning everything for about a decade too. That's my point. There's not enough strategy/no real way for an underdog to win. You never get the "Giants beating the Patriots in the Super Bowl" moment in tennis.

Could be worse, you could be in dreaded South Jersey.

I've never been to Atlanta, but I went to college in Delaware which is a suburb of Philly, and I will tell you this: You are moving to a terrible place. Hopefully you are moving to West Chester and not actual Philadelphia, at least then your odds of getting murdered go down.

Devils.

Can someone please make a gif of this?

Do you work for NBC?

"Unfortunately, I was terminated from The Commercial Dispatch. I accept this as a consequence for my comments & I'll always be grateful I don't have to go to Lafayette again."

1. You're a troll

I get it. I could never dream of playing hockey. I get winded after 2 flights of stairs, and if I ever go ice skating, I'm sore for days.