There's actually a lot. Traders, waiters, cooks, anything service related really. People hate waiting.

It's unbearable. I miss NJ and Chico Resch.

I was watching a Kings game a couple weeks back...Kings were in offensive zone, defense tried to clear and the puck hit Doughty in the chest and stayed in the zone. The commentators were all talking about how great he is, how great his "hockey instincts" are. HE COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF THE WAY IF HE HAD TRIED!!!…

Class and work are completely different. You're in class for yourself, you waste that time and nobody else cares. When you're at work, they are paying you to produce so wasting more than a minute or two can really set some bosses off.

This can't be a real question. WHO WOULD HIRE YOU IF YOU ARE GOING TO ASK QUESTIONS LIKE THIS!??!?! Find a job first, then move. Duh.

NBA is actually worse. But the Chinese love it and I don't like to upset our future overlords.

Is there ever a tennis tournament that doesn't end up with Djokovic against Nadal in the final? Tennis is the worst.

My jaw is still on the floor in front of my recliner.

Mazdoug Demuro.

The problem with this is getting hit by a car going less than 25 miles per hour is nowhere near as bad as getting hit by a car that's going an actual speed that an actual person would drive. Say 40 mph. Now that is probably going to kill you, that's the one you want to avoid. That's why the speed limit on Manhattan is…

I knew a guy in college who claimed he did this fairly regularly, instead of flying somewhere he would buy a $500 car, drive there and back, and then sell the car for about what he paid for it. Always sounded like it wasn't worth the risk to me...how many $500 cars do you think will make a 1000+ mile trip with no…

I saw one on the street a few weeks back...you never know when you're going to run into a sick car. Well, you kind of do, I was on Rodeo Drive over the weekend and the place is just lousy with expensive cars.

I mean, the catcher clearly did this on purpose, right? I've never even seen this in a little league game, and I got my thumb broken by a bat swung by my own teammate once.

Looks like there are only 3 actual rules there...41.2 thru 41.4

You sir (sir?) are a fucking hero.

My jaw is still on the floor. Not that I would have realistically been able to buy one, given that I moved cross country and needed a car within a certain small time window, but I wish I had one of these.

I could care less about the mess. I'm a semen cleanup expert.

HA well I always shower in the morning before work, and they were in my bed a few feet from the bathroom door. Kinda weird. Plus I'm not really into the shower wank, I hear the water going and I just want to get clean.

An hour? I can get myself up, ready, done and cleaned up in 5 minutes if I need to. It's the times that you take an hour that are the best.

This is 100% a thing and the name for it is "being a dude."