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Titanius Anglesmith
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I feel like we should be friends. Actually...that time would be better spent masturbating. Sorry bro.

The answer? All the fucking time. I used to have a S.O. who was literally good to go whenever so I probably didn't masturbate at all for a few years, I just had her do things to me :-). Now I'm alone though and if I go a day without it I can FEEL it. I recently had guests in my home and couldn't...ahem...release...for

Not necessarily bad, but not of the caliber that I expect from $kaycog.

You're better than this...

To be fair, I didn't know Wacker was a German company. A lot of jokes were made using the wrong pronunciation :(

Funny thing is my AP Chemistry teacher pronounced nuclear wrong. Guy could literally write two lines of an equation at the same time using both hands (try taking notes when the teacher can do that!!!) but couldn't pronounce a word he said 100 times a day correctly.

FYI Starbucks is not a restaurant but a retail store. This is why you can't get a lemon wedge in your iced tea, they are not allowed to cut them.

He only did this for publicity. It's a hard G and I will fight to the death to preserve this.

Was that the one where they were a second apart on the last lap and NBC kept the cameras on the race for 5th?

"embiggened"

There's no such thing as a "high interest" account right now. This is a world of cheap money and eventually inflation, you are much better off borrowing money.

As a former MINI Cooper S owner and MINI/BMW enthusiast, I like it. Its longer for if you have kids or friends or something, but doesn't have the extra bulk/height of the Countryman. Would I buy it? No, but I can see why someone else would.

Ha yeah but I can get to Newport Beach in 10 minutes.

They should just serve Umami Burger. I went there for the first time last night and I didn't care that my meal cost $27, it was amazing!

They make golf cart like vehicles for travelling around cities. Street legal, generally seat 4 people, go up to maybe 35 mph. This doesn't look like one of those but I get the picture...keep it on the cart path.

What I meant was in the end David 1 was up $300 and David 2 still had tickets. Hence they "took it" as in they won.

That analogy doesn't really work. The money is going to another David, who was probably expecting $4000 instead of $4 for his tickets.

Rangers vs. Kings. As a Devils fan, I would pay probably half that much NOT to watch. Please nobody kidnap me and try to force me to watch.

Yes, but you would look like a freaking idiot if you memory palaced like Sherlock in the middle of a meeting. Or anywhere. If you aren't Sherlock, you aren't Sherlock. Just deal with it.