I saw a drunk guy in a pickup truck back over a fire hydrant recently. It didn't lift the truck though, and the dude didn't even notice. He tried to just go on his way before he was stopped by some of the nearby restaurant's employees.

Good non call. Boychuk lost his edge at an inconvenient time, the other dude barely touched him. Plus, injuring a Bruin should be rewarded with medals, champagne, and classy ladies.

It kind of just hit me...there are freaking flames coming out of the back...and there's an electric engine too. /boner

I've said it once, I'll say it again. 5.0L Ecoboost V8 for the Mustang GT and they have my money.

Here's the thing about the Jalop ideals...they don't really make sense. When I was a younger man I would agree wholeheartedly with pretty much all of them, but now that I'm old and bitter I kind of can't believe some of the things that are said around here.

Financially speaking that would be very risky. What if you bought all that gas then the price went down? Or you measured how much was left incorrectly before you sold the car? The upside of a huge range like that is limited to the convenience of not stopping for gas every now and then, the downsides are much more real.

Biggest sporting event of the year? Come on get real man.

In regards to #4, Chrysler: "Also, Ferrari parts?"

Would really depend on the interior. If it had a nice interior it could be worth upwards of 30k, IMHO

#1 is wrong. It's road head.

Now that I think of it, I'm a little miffed that we didn't get meatballs. Don't people think NJ …mobster eating spaghetti and meatballs? Fuck the Scandinavians, Italians own that shit.

You do know I didn't make this map, right?

Agreed...I said tacos but they are interchangeable in my book.

It doesnt...honestly I think Cali should be tacos. The tacos here are the tits.

"Meat" means mammal.

I was surprised as well but Capicola works too. Man I miss Italian cold cuts.

Delaware should be chicken. There are more chickens than people in Delaware.

Yup Devils said nothing because we need everyone else to drop dead so we can make the playoffs :-/

What a Lack of goaltending