Road head. HEYOOOOOO!

Surprisingly accurate. I got a BMW 3 series. I drive a 4 series. I approve.

Yes, but only because the joy of looking at my BMW parked next to a boring, ugly Audi is almost orgasmic.

NHL tickets outside of the major markets are pretty cheap from what I've seen. My roommate went to a Ducks game and it was HELLA cheap.

Don't take this as a knock on MLS

Sounds like if you had the coin to invest, you could make a pretty penny buying up land in the midwest or south or something and building a track, then charging gobs of money for these other companies to come and break the record. Would take a big investment though.

If there is one golfer I hate, it's Ian Poulter. He's a pretentious light in the loafers pile of garbage and he is only ever any good in the Ryder Cup, which sucks for the US.

During aerodynamics testing, one engineer noticed the bowtie was displacing air away from the radiator and not keeping the 500 horsepower LS7 as cool as it could be.

OK as a diehard Devils fan I will just go ahead and say quit your damn bellyaching. Kovy abandoning us was TERRIBLE. It was seriously an emotional blow to the fans. We had just missed the playoffs, mostly because of injuries to our two best players (also because we sucked), and then 90% of our offense (Kovy) says "no…

As a former Mini Cooper S owner, I can say that I hate this. That is all.

I second this but you forgot this...MARTY DON'T GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7 dealerships in Germany, that's only like a car or so a day for all combined (if they are open 6 days a week), but for the whole continent. More dealerships probably isn't the answer.

420 hp 2 liter 4...that's not going to take a shitload of money to keep running. No way.

Same with Orange County CA. It rained here last week and it was all anyone talked about.

I am a WASP, which means that if I hold out on drinking until 5 p.m., I technically can't be labeled an alcoholic.

Oh yeah that. I think you're supposed to shoot a white rhino instead. Something endangered. Crazy South Africans.

Kentucky ought to be ashamed. Just keep pumping out the bourbon and we can still be friends though.

Because the part about an intruder in his house is totally made up and stupid perhaps?

I bet you respond to emails from Nigeria too.

At least it's different...