YES!!! Every 74 seconds in November, December, and recently October I am submitted to this torture.

The key does separate, I'm just too scatterbrained to remember which keys I would need when. Plus the only time that really helps me is if I'm at a store or bar or something.

I'm a man and I'm actually guilty of this. I have the big BMW key, several keys for my office, several for home, a pool pass (it's basically like a livestrong bracelet but orange) and several things that belonged to someone close to me who passed away that I can't bring myself to take off. It's really unwieldy but I…

Is that suede on the seats and doors?

Onions, tack on an extra $50, $65 each for pickles and tomatoes.

I qualify mediocre all the time. Many restaurants, for example, are aggressively mediocre.

The labradoodles I know could probably get on the damn roof if they wanted to...crazy dogs.

328i gets best sports sedan...article claims it gets 28 mpg. My 428i with the same exact engine has been getting about 16 mpg. #hoonage

I sent this article to my dad (an IEEE fellow), as I had the previous Fuelshark article. Here is his response:

I will be buying one of these for my niece.

It's happened in New Jersey. They have EZPass for automated tolls, in the early years of EZPass there were urban legends of people getting tickets in the mail because they got to one toll from another too quickly. They must have been going really fast though because I always drive 14 over the limit and I never got one.

Bring your BMW or Mini in for service and they plug in the key, boom they have all the data.

I'm sorry the first thing I saw was "Speed Jack" and now I can't take this seriously at all. I'll send you the bill for my quadruple bypass in 35 years.

Pretty much anyone who has ever partnered with Apple has been reamed over and good. Musk is too smart for that.

It's funny you mention Mini Cooper because the first car I ever bought was a Mini Cooper S that I got with pretty much no options on it, MSRP was like 25k.

DEATH.

Yeah with BMW you have to multiply the "Base" price by about 1.25 to get a reasonable price. That gets you to $80,250 for the M4.

Sounds like your friend may be gay and just makes up the I get with tons of women routine as a smokescreen.

CAN I GET A FUCK YOU KOVALCHUK!?!?!?!