Yes, I feel like people are always saying “who falls THAT many times” and I just want to tell them that I do. All the time. Luckily, the press doesn’t follow me around at work, so when it happens to me I just get a lot of incredulous stares. Maybe she fakes it, I don’t know, but I certainly wouldn’t have to fake it.
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I have a running list of people I want to get high and color with and she's near the top.
When WILL THEY LEARN?!
Right? Why is he on my Tweet Beat?
It really doesn’t, though. It really doesn’t.
Dakota Johnson has comedic talent on par with a piece of wet cardboard.
Yes! Because, “That’ll put marzipan in your pie plate, Bingo!”
Yeah, the Soup is my source for knowing what everyone at work is even talking about. Not just Kardashians, but Housewives, and Toddlers and Tiaras, and all that crap. I could know the jokes without having to actually WATCH the shows. Huge bummer.
I don’t know if I’ve ever been to a restaurant where they’ve either:
They are legit the only reasons I check Jez every damn day now. wtf
KITCHENETTE?!!! Noo... Doesn’t everyone love BCO? Unaccebtabru, on almost all counts. Also, I really kinda love The Vane. Thought all of these were pretty popular... Sorry to see them all go but wish them the best in new adventures. <3
Gawker Media HQ are dumbasses. These idiots have to realize that being a sassy gossip blog is their bread and butter. They’re not going to be invited to the adults’ table by trying to look more grown-up when they’ve made their bones snarking on coked-out mayors, imaginary girlfriends, and washed up wreslers’ sex…
losing millihelen is terrible. i love that one.
“The shift in focus will necessarily mean that certain kinds of stories that Gawker has trafficked in in the past will go by the wayside”
Folding Kitchenette is the 3rd dumbest thing Gawker has ever done.
i bet you one million dollars that he does dumb voices when he has sex.
Before everyone goes “It was SIDS, you can’t plan for SIDS!” -
Yeah, this troll is quite committed to his nonsense. He doesn’t deserve to use Carol in all her badassery as his avatar.
I too enjoy pricing human beings out of bodily functions.