And about 99% of the time, in my experience, people get it wrong. “Another thing” doesn’t even make sense. (Also, everyone can get off of my lawn.)

It’s just like “If you think that, you’ve got another thing coming” to me. ANOTHER THINK, YOU FOOL!!! http://grammarist.com/usage/another-…

That just fucking sucks on toast.

This was my faaaavorite movie as a little kid, even though it made me sob my butt off.

This was my husband when I met him 13 years ago. He wore XL shirts and JNCOs all the time, and he was the skinniest dude I knew.

I was just thinking that the other day. I saw a bunch of teenagers while I was out at Target and they looked like the little Republican’s club. I think it’s just the natural ebb and flow of things.

Why is that creepy? He was her father. He died when she was tiny. I think it’s kind of sweet.