Agreed. They kept people calm and secured.

I think it was a fantastic job by the responsible people to prevent mass panic. They had no idea what was waiting outside until the police secured the area, and they had to get a huge amount of people out of the stadium without causing any panic. To wait until the game was over and then to open up the gates to the…

You are perfect.

Call me cynical, but the only thing surprising about that (it’s shocking, yes, but not surprising) is that the teenager share of the terrorist population isn’t well over 50%. Add testosterone poisoning to underlying conditions of youthful disaffection and anomie (in alienated social groups, no less) and you basically…

One of my biggest frustrations with the progressive movement is the sometimes-tendency to ignore the fact that there are elements of militant, political Islam that are the antithesis of western values. No, that is certainly not an indictment of all Muslims, 99.9%+ of whom are fantastic, wonderful people.

More likely that pistol accidentally kills one of your family members than the ISIS guy that blows himself up beside you. Statistically speaking. But, if it makes you feel better, then why not.

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

Everyone judges. It’s how we navigate this world.

Fun fact, a ‘unit’ of botox is actually called a “mouse unit.” It is called a mouse unit because it contains the amount of botulinum toxin required to kill 50% of a group of 18-20 gram female Swiss-Webster mice (median intraperitoneal lethal dose).

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Two words Jen.

Fuck you, judge. This should be a career ending mistake for this asshole.

And people were just the worst on Thanksgiving. It was one of my least favorite days to work. The only days worse were Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve. Christmas Day, for some reason, wasn’t quite so bad.

i’m really, really hoping shit like this becomes popular. i’m pretty bah humbug already, but having christmas shit in stores before halloween is over is fucking ridiculous. i know there are bigger issues in the world but goddamn it the christmas crawl makes me grumpy. i feel like people are bigger assholes around the…

Hugs. Most people gloss over the part where you have all these intrusive thoughts about things happening to people you love and focus entirely on the part where you just must have a super clean house, right? No. I don’t. I go for long bouts of not being able to leave my house because when I do, I am bombarded with…

Part of the reason it feels minor is because of all the mockery that has led up to this, completely trivializing a mental illness to the point where jokes about it have become, to people who don’t bother to listen to the voices of those hurt by it, boring and commonplace.

Is this really offensive? It’s dumb, but seems pretty minor. I feel like this is the progressive person’s equivalent to the Starbucks Christmas cup outrage.

As someone who tends to fall a lot. I believe this is real. It’s a thing, Mark. Ok? It’s a thing.

Oh jeez. So preditable: girl Jez crushed on massively must be broken down now!

That makes me sick to my stomach. And another societal pressure that makes me not want kids.