Is it possible to learn this power?

“Finally I have been cast in a Star War, as Bumbum Bootytooty or other foolish nonsense. There is nothing left for me here. My bucket list is complete, and I can die. My only regret is that this time did not come sooner.” ~ Werner Herzog

Again. JJ Abrams. That never happened.

The planet blew up tho

Kylo’s fancy Skywalker genes don’t care what his last name is.

The fact is, both Yavin 4 and FMoE were green worlds and probably had oceans we didn’t get to see.

Because they’re hilarious?

Looks like it should be called “Undoing The Last Jedi.”

I mean Luke also said “I’ll be seeing you, kid” to Kylo so I never thought he was gone gone.

The prequels had great titles.  “Attack of the Clones” isn’t great, but the other two are terrific.  “Rise of Skywalker” is the worst title in the saga, with “Force Awakens” in second.  Hmm.  Wonder what the comment element there is....?

“Snokes! Why’d it have to be Snokes?”

This trailer has basically confirmed all my fears about JJ returning to the franchise.

People were mocking broom boy when it came out, but honestly, that’s the kind of shot that could be the final Star Wars thing ever and it would be perfect.

I found it to be quite the opposite: a solid middle chapter in a trilogy (the good guys are hounded almost to extinction, the bad guy came near to a breakthrough, but then doubled down on the evil, a protagonist gets to start on an uncharted path), but a clumsily paced, poorly constructed film. (That was also wildly…

“it exhausting to decide you’re going to hate a movie based on speculation from a 90 second trailer.”

That would be ridiculous. But this trailer is 123 seconds. There’s more than enough footage to decide if the movie will be good or not. 

I’m thinking about maybe just going to see it and having a good time at the movies. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.  

“Gawrsh! I’m afraid the Death Star will be quite operational when your friends arrive, ah’hyuck!”

*gets thrown into pit by Darth Vader*

“Yahhhhhhhoooohooohooohoooey!”

“Too much of Star Wars is dictated by the impotent whining of manbabies.”

I hate this teaser for many reasons.