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Eh Keaton was first

The sum of the angles of that rectangle is too monstrous to contemplate!

I love the both of you. 

The movie was mostly terrible and even the great Tom Hardy couldn’t save it. It made money the same way the Transformers franchise did: because people like trash. There’s no mystery. The film doesn’t have some secret amazing narrative nor is it a complex treatise on sexuality. It’s garbage and large amounts of people

IT’S AFRAID!

See also: “I’m not racist, but....”

I’m not sure what’s more garbage: you, your comment or the fact that’s it’s actually got a couple of stars.

Uhh....that’s pretty much the formula to every scripted comedy/sitcom ever. 

I mean, that kind of tracks, no?

Excellent.

Why is everything DC does film wise so edgelord. 

You need to read Arkham Asylum immediately. 

Right. This right here. The comics have always had SOME kind of deeper reasoning for the Joker being the way he is, not just ‘he thinks it’s funny.’ What does that even mean? That’s childish. 

Wow that’s terrible. 

....I’m disappointed in you, trying to do the ‘justify the functionality of a superhero costume’ thing. I thought we were past all that. 

HERESY!

I hate every word of this comment 

Man...I guess I’m the only one on earth who loves Prometheus/Covenant 

Most things by EB have been terrible.

GAMERS RISE UP