Don’t worry, they can only grow to a max of about ...10 FUCKING FEET LONG... BURN THE OCEANS!!!!!

those are bath salt gators.

After watching the abomination they called “fight choreography” in Ironfist, the only way they can go from there is up.

I'd like to see a remake of Cannibal Holocaust with Mitch playing the part of the turtle.

OH!!

this is like when Ben Affleck was dating JLo and I could skip one movie instead of two!

strung for a left-handed genius?

The answer is Watchmen.

On one level, I thought the first movie was about how institutions fail people (the government falls, the remaining military tries to exploit not serve the people left), and the second is about how people fail institutions (the repeated decisions by individuals to violate procedures caused the outbreak (violating…

Dice be nimble. Roseanne be quick. The world doesn’t need your racist schtick.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

To be fair, they made an effort to show that military command wasn’t too fond of the repatriation plan, and probably spent more time and resources ensuring they could firebomb London than actually pull off getting the UK back to a stable state.

“I have a hard time thinking of a movie that plummeted harder into the shitter after a great opening sequence than this one.”

The opening sequence in the sequel was better than any part in the original.

Lots of places have competing historical claims of past inhabitants. So Latveria could indeed be a centuries old nation “reclaiming its rightful home” and restoring the Von Doom dynasty in the territory formerly known as Sokovia.

“In the chaos following the Snap an Eastern European strongman (unimpeded by an absent Dr Strange)“

“but I don’t see MCU introducing the entire team as teens”

No one noticing mutants until recent times has always been the case, in almost every continuity. If you go back to the original 60's comics, the fact that so many mutants are turning up all over the place is attributed to the radiation given off by atomic tests (hence the X-Men’s little used nickname, “Children of the…

First Class wasn’t that good. It introduced mostly uninteresting characters, and set up a version of Mystique much worse than the earlier films and which wound up dragging down sequels.

Do you have a Google alert set up for whenever The AV Club posts an article on Dark Phoenix so you can link your own review in the comment section every single time?