First letter: my god man, chill. Breathe. Love isn’t an engineering problem or a philosophical debate (I mean, it can be but you know what I mean). You must floooooooow. Treat like the Force instead of an equation. Use your feelings. And yes use logic to counter the extremes that feelings can take to you, and to help…

I mean, Jungle Book was pretty damn good but Beauty and the Beast was pretty awful, I thought. Just lifeless and limp with some baaaaaad special fx. I haven’t seen Cinderella yet.

Dam son. That’s some real shit right there.

I think the Netflix shows show (sorry) that they are not afraid to still do mature stuff.

Reboot the X films. They need it badly.

I mean...they kind of already did.

It’s too bad Mads got used already in Dr. Strange because he would be my pick. But only if he could turn in a performance that is as great as Frank Langella in the old He-Man flick. Shit, cast him anyway.

Irrelevant.

The Force Awakens

I can see that. Yeah, TFA at least felt like it was TRYING (oh so hard) to live up to the legacy that came before it. JW was much more aggressive with its pandering.

The second does have a few great action sequences for sure.

I AM SO READY.

I did not like JW. Like TFA, there is something fundamentally uncomfortable about it, like it’s just...a product. The absolute simplest of stories, with big flashing cliches and stereotypes so everyone can follow along nice and easy like....But perhaps with a better director? I don’t know. I wish only the first one…

Don’t tell me they DIDN’T also give them guns....?!

I spit on my boss’s pizza, once, more than ten years ago. There, I said it. Never fucked with anyone else’s food in my life, though, and I’ve been cooking for 17 years. And it was a casual saliva spit, not a loogie. And it was before it got cooked. And he was a Major Asshole.

You must be very young

It’s not the same, of course. What I’m saying is I don’t care anymore.

I guess I’m saying that I don’t have a problem with that.

This entire story is so ... pointless. The thing is still essentially a very, very expensive toy on steroids, correct? Clearly it’s not going to get up and kill or push The Button. It’s a creepy toy.

We did it before oh say the mid 90s in most circles, we can do it again.