Look at the bright side, Eve. Maybe you’re not really scared of the numbers 11 and 111. Maybe you’re actually scared of the number “0" and the letter “p.”

It’s a weird soundtrack, but no mere music can ruin a movie starring Rutger Hauer, Michelle Pfeiffer and Ferris goddamn Bueller;)

Are there any stats on how many of these murders happen because a meerkat wants to just relax a little with a beer after a hard day of working in the jungle and another meerkat won’t shut the fuck up about how badly the lawn needs mowing and it has to be done right away so it looks nice when that meerkat’s mother…

Then explain all the murder in the documentary I saw about John Wick.

+1 placenta falling to the floor

Eh, the moment I heard Aletta Ocean being the Widowmaker, I thought “Well, this is gonna be lame...”

Does she drive a customized Dodge Sportsman called the Helsing Van? Because that is a major factor in my decision whether or not to watch the show.

yahoo is the site I used to use when I wanted to sign up for something that I didn’t want to give my actual email to. on behalf of the 10 million people who each did this 20 times, I am mildly concerned.

“Uggggh. The ONE time I go to the bathroom and THIS happens!”

..but with very little cooling issues though.

All I am surrounded by is fear.

I agree, Mariachi is extremely harmful to yourself and those around you. Friends don’t let friends play Mariachi

“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”

Makes sense that the Rams would wear white, seeing as they haven’t scored yet.

Wait. VW designs, builds and sells eleventy thousand cars every year all over the world, and one guy is going to the slammer for this thing? Right. Can you say ...

Given that VW is a German company, we all know the “following orders” excuse doesn’t work.

Playing college football is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t have the integrity to avoid illegally purchasing pencils for school, then you can’t be trusted to risk your long term health for the profit of your institution.

So, is the link to science and/or technology the bulldozer or the spray paint? I’m a little confused.

Tim Cook has been exposed as the man Ice-T warned us about in verse years ago. “No Jack Hustler”

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