I can’t help but laugh every time I hear australians refer to bikers as “bikies” it sounds so dimunitive :D

Mayers’ bathroom break strategy caught up to her once she took the job at Yahoo! as she immediately proceeded to shit all over it.

In other words please be true.

While being super misogynist was an issue, being boring was a far worse crime committed by Sucker Punch.

Jesus Christ I can actually smell the cool ranch Doritos crumbs in your throat beard while reading what you just said

And then you have rule #2 in fighting: never get in a fight if you are wearing a salmon shirt.

In golf I believe that’s called the dreaded Double Honkey.