The words spray painted on the building were spelled correctly. It might not have been a Trump supporter.

Is it horrible and reprehensible that I immediately went to ‘false flag’ on this?

So you would swerve into the oncoming truck?

Silly dogs, that car doesn’t have a wishbone suspension!

Well they pay their players, so that qualifies them for the SEC.

What the fuck does Earth, Wind, and Fire lead vocalist Maurice White have to do with golf?

Today, my camp issued the following statement:

You mean good swimmers aren’t necessarily that bright ?

all yogurt is bad. european mayo

Jesus Christ. You’d think Trump would have gotten his fill of fucking himself in Atlantic City.

Are there any stats on how many of these murders happen because a meerkat wants to just relax a little with a beer after a hard day of working in the jungle and another meerkat won’t shut the fuck up about how badly the lawn needs mowing and it has to be done right away so it looks nice when that meerkat’s mother…

Then explain all the murder in the documentary I saw about John Wick.

+1 placenta falling to the floor

Eh, the moment I heard Aletta Ocean being the Widowmaker, I thought “Well, this is gonna be lame...”

..but with very little cooling issues though.

“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”

Makes sense that the Rams would wear white, seeing as they haven’t scored yet.

Wait. VW designs, builds and sells eleventy thousand cars every year all over the world, and one guy is going to the slammer for this thing? Right. Can you say ...

Given that VW is a German company, we all know the “following orders” excuse doesn’t work.

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