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Well said. Maybe they just need more Bill Paxton on Van Helsing. Very few things in this world aren’t made better by increasing how much Bill Paxton they contain.

This is how I feel about Aliens. When there was one and it was a crew with no weapons or training it was scary. Once the space marines showed up with exploding rounds, and there were hundreds of them, it was just a really long level of Quake.

I think Drudge could reduce his punchability factor by around 20% if he would just pick one. Stupid hat or stupid tie. Wearing both is just asking for someone to smack his books out of his hands.

You should give it a try. It is all on Netflix now if I am not mistaken. It was a very good little show.

OK. I officially take back 2 of the numerous bad things I have said about Michael Bay. Nice work Mikey!

This. Boxer briefs are a lie. All the appearance of comfy boxers, but combined with all the dick throttling, bag sweating properties, of wrapping your junk in a warm tortilla and a wool sock.

So it’s the Academy Awards for smart people?

I just chalked that up to the police writing down what they were told by the child involved. I assumed it wasn’t them actually saying it was consensual, just that the kid said it was. Otherwise it’s Friday morning breakfast wrecking level of creepy.

hmm. not posting my pic.

Well. I meant this one. But that one works too.

Sweet. Is this an alliteration game? I see your Maria Menounos and raise you Michael Myers.

Eric Stoltz has really let himself go.

I am voting for Shitstorm

Helmet or not I know my guy is not a real stormtrooper. I actually hit some of the things I am shooting at.

Here we see an image of Fallon’s hand taken after the show.

Are we talking about Fallon or Trump? I support your efforts in either direction. Let me know if I need to hold your phone or coffee.

Is it cheating if I use seeing his name as the writer to conclude it’s going to be bad and then save myself having to read three sentences of his inane bullshit?

As my dad told me when I was young and asked why he never mowed the yard, “Why do you think I had children?”

I am trying to work on giving up my job to start my own blog. I have it all setup but I can’t figure out how to monetize just posting pictures of myself and my two dogs watching Netflix and eating breakfast from The Flying Biscuit. Anyone know of an angel investor with a passion for friendly dogs and pictures of a guy…