Didn’t the PC game for MP and the Holy Grail have a button at the start marked “Find Grail” that you could hit and win the game? Or you could play through normally.

I would argue that only one of those modes is really harmful to mankind.

So he is the Shawn Kemp of turtles?

Oh yeah. You could have taken it that I meant those nuts as well. :)

The pussification of Cretaceous America continues.

Well while I applaud you on discovering their secret, you realize that now your nuts are in grave peril?

Rebels win. Roll credits.

It’s even worse than you think. They have brought GR into the 21 century.

Netflixier is my new favorite term. It’s sort of the 21st century’s version of “Skinimax”

Is there any hope Reyes will run Sky over in the premiere? I guess that seems overly harsh. Maybe he could just give her a ride to the bus stop and she would never be seen again. Living out her life in peace on a beach somewhere.

It’s crazy to me that porn wasn’t blocked on your systems.

A decent content filtering system would take care of it. Just block porn and proxy avoidance and you would be pretty solid. I can’t believe that they were configured without it. That is just shitty design on the back end.

Holy shit. What happened to Cap’s chest. Is he ok?

So just for my personal tracking purposes...

Come on colorblind people. Start using these things. And are they blue or gold?

This should have all the stars. And then one more for your name.

No that is not what makes him a journalist. I would argue that it does point out that he has pretty decent writing chops though. So much anger in the comments over an article that is clearly sarcasm.

So in your opinion which is a better troll article, this one or Ashley’s where she kept insisting that the pic up top was Pokemon when it was something else.?

Hey Hammy. After reading some comments below at what point do you think evolution decided that the ability to detect sarcasm was no longer a critical skill in humans? Do you think it will it be replaced with something better? Maybe telepathy? Hopefully it’s something cool like, independent eye movement. I would think…

And yet here you are clicking and commenting. :)