Woah, sport! That’s oddly specific. Haha you’re projecting your own situation arent you? I get it now. First you were the DOA spanker, but you’ve just subconsciously revealed a new layer of yourself: The spanked it to misty at 14 layer. Oh man, you need help. By the way you denied being into DOA vr (denial), then…

Hypothetically. Though, I am extensively experienced in the converting the more anime-inclined towards adopting more human spank material. Oh how they don’t want to give up tentacles and prepubescent representations of Japanese human schoolgirls, at first, but they usually come around... Literally, to an actual of-age…

So throw in a five dolls flesh light. With the headset on you cant see the difference.

You’ve obviously never heard of porn VR, or POV for that matter. 3 times is... quite the quota. Are you sure you don’t want to spice up your “interactions” with something a little less pixelated and underage looking?

You don’t know how broad porn is. Then again, it’s those that are unfamiliar with porn’s wide reach that resort to paying for stuff like DOA VR.

Porn is cheaper.

When One Direction dresses the most normal.

CM Punk pipe bomb trash again!! If this was real there would’ve been swearing. i haven’t seen wrestling since I was a very young lad and the acting has, famously, become horrid in past years. This is clearly a well-rehearsed piece. PS how CM Punk, with his grown-man-with-an-angsty-teen schtick, became popular is…

It sure is an easy way to get cancer. And given the poor regulations in those types of countries, lead-infested as well.

Getting all the residual Gawker trash huh, Jalopnik?

That actually is Donald Trump. He just spent too long in the tanning bed and now his face is a crispy, peking duck red

Tokyo Dwift?

Your honor, my clients... WANT DAT MUNNNAY, BITCHES!!!!

Let off some steam, guy! oops! Did I just?

Vaporeon is nerfed? WATER you doing, Pokemon GO?!

oh it’s a squat central in a favella, no doubt. An unpoliced, burnt out home where the community gathers to purchase hard drugs on the cheap and do them in little social circles. It’s definitely cut with all kinds of shit to make the supplies last. With what? Probably talc and powdered baby laxative, de-worming powder…

holy fuck that’s not a line of coke, that’s a fucking hiker’s trail that’ll have you sweating, out of breath, and craving trail mix by the end of it.

That boy can’t even afford a shirt, what makes you think he has pocket change for bullets?

Maybe they miss all things trying to kill them, and haven’t yet wondered into the favellas where they’ll kill you for the dried salt on your sweaty pink skin.

Why not all?